Thursday, May 29, 2008

Wheel Sucker

According to a sheriff's report, George N. Magalhaes, 35, of Fort Pierce, Florida, traded his purple 19-speed mountain bike for four rocks of crack cocaine. Unfortunately, the dealer was an undercover detective, who arrested Magalhaes and sent him to jail.


Bottom line: It doesn't pay to abandon your ride!

3 comments:

Sabrosa Cycles said...

Isn't 19 a prime number? Perhaps he had a casset on the rear with 6.33333333333333333333333333 gears on it.

Ben said...

That's precisely why it was worth four crack rocks. Had it been an 18 speed he couldn't have bought a pack of cigarettes.

-KJ said...

well, the bike was purple.