According to a sheriff's report, George N. Magalhaes, 35, of Fort Pierce, Florida, traded his purple 19-speed mountain bike for four rocks of crack cocaine. Unfortunately, the dealer was an undercover detective, who arrested Magalhaes and sent him to jail.
Bottom line: It doesn't pay to abandon your ride!
The MTC
9 years ago
3 comments:
Isn't 19 a prime number? Perhaps he had a casset on the rear with 6.33333333333333333333333333 gears on it.
That's precisely why it was worth four crack rocks. Had it been an 18 speed he couldn't have bought a pack of cigarettes.
well, the bike was purple.
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